Sunday, May 22, 2011

Scrubs for Nurses


I can easily get crushes on Nurses in neat scrubs. Yes, perhaps it's the scrubs they are wearing that's making them look more presentable or appealing.

So, whether you are a Nursing student or a Nurse who's looking where to buy cheap scrubs you have come to the right blog.

FINALLY...scrubs that make you look and feel the way you deserve! Blue Sky Scrubs is the right place to go for nursing scrub tops and scrub pants for men and women. Women all over the medical field are passing the word around about our scrubs. There are no nursing scrubs available on the market that make you feel so great about yourself. In fact, they can guarantee that you will feel the difference instantly...or your money back! Two back pockets on the scrub pants and a tapered scrub top make our nursing scrubs stand apart from the rest.

http://www.blueskyscrubs.com/categories/Scrubs/Scrubs-for-Women/

Blue sky scrubs offers two styles of scrub tops and scrub bottoms for women: Original Scrubs and the new Simple Scrubs. Both styles of scrubs offer the same slimming fit and use the same high quality fabric. The Simple Scrubs simply have simpler details and can compete with the prices of other nursing scrubs for sale online while still giving that same look and feel for which blue sky scrubs has become known. The Original Scrubs have a fashionable stitching on both back pockets of the scrub bottoms and matching stitching on the pocket of the scrub top. Be sure to visit our section of Women's Scrub Hats to compliment and complete your look.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Funniest Call Center Bloopers


It is said that "Laughter is the best medicine." We've heard that saying or expression since first grade. I believe it is true in a sense that laughter can help relieve stress and can cheer you up from being in despair. For that reason, I'd like to share this collection of telephone conversation or commonly called call center bloopers that I got from the call center industry. I hope you'd enjoy reading the following phone conversations below.









Telesales agent getting the customer's credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!
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Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time, ma'am. We have a lot of freebies to give away, such as free installation, free equipment, and free DVD player. That's a great offer, di ba?
Customer: huh?!
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Agent verifying info from the customer:
Agent: Is that a P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong...
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Customer trying to return a defective product:
Customer: I need to return this defective sauna belt that you delivered
yesterday.
Agent: For that concern, you can call our customer service at www.picustomerservi ce.com.
Customer: Call where??!!
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Agent answering a call:
Agent: Thank you for calling Dish Network Department, my name is Vince..... (sees that the number called by customer is for a different client— a DirecTV dealer).
Customer: So, I called the wrong number then?
Agent: Let me transfer you to DirecTV please don't go.... (puts the customer on hold, and then)... Thank you for calling DirecTV Department, my name is Vince...
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact you within the next 24 hours to
verify your installation schedules...
Customer: Uhm.... say what, now. Who's gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agent getting coupon code from customer:
Agent: Can I ask for the coupon code? It's a bunch of letters.
Customers: Like ABCs?
Agent: Yes.
Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
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Agent giving the customer service web address:
Agent: It's P- as in Papa, I- as in India, C- as in costume, U- as in
you, S- as in Sam, T- as in Tango, O.... Oscar...V- for Voy...
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Agent wrapping up the sale, trying to give the account info to customer:
Agent: I will now be giving you your account number and order
confirmation number, do you have a PEN and BALLPEN with you?
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Agent trying to create urgency over the available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent trying to upsell a warranty:
Agent: Here's an example: In California, a plane crashed into a
customer's house, their dish was replaced, no questions asked!
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Agent trying to upsell a TiVo to customer:
Agent: With a TiVo, you can do this and that, and you know, pretty much
anything under the sun. Isn't that a great offer?
Customer: What?
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Agent was asking the customer about the cost of his cable service:
Agent: How much are you paying with your current provider?
Customer: Well, I'm only paying $25.00 (--which is way cheaper than what
the agent was offering)
Agent: (Surprised) Shet, magkano??!!
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Agent getting customer's address:
Agent: Can I have your address, please?
Customer: It's twenyfurfif- ysavan newyaorkgh road (2457 New York Road)
Agent: Can you repeat that ulit?
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Agent asking the customer to be put on hold:
Tech Agent: Sir, Can I hold you for just a minute?
Customer: Sure, baby, go ahead!
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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in Boy?
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Technical Agent giving customer support:
Agent: Is the ethernet cord connected?
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with Alabama accent)
Agent: Yung yellow cord kung nakakabit ba!
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Technical Agent: To help you out with your concern, ma'am, let me just
pull out my tool here, ok? (referring to a computer program used in call
centers to address the customer's concerns)
Customer: Pull out your what now?
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Tech Support: Okay, Bob, just type P on your keyboard?
Customer: What? Could you repeat that?
Tech Support: 'P' on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: No way. I'm not going to do that.
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Agent: Sir, that is C for Cubao, Q for Quiapo.....
Customer: What is that?! I dont understand. I don't want to talk to you.
Agent: Who do you want to talk to?
Customer: I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: My supervisor is not available as of the moment sir.
Customer: I said, I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: Ok, you want to talk to the highest person?
Customer: Yes!
Agent: Do you want to talk to God?
Customer: what the f***! I'd rather talk to you.
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Irate Customer: F***k you!
Tech Support: Sir, we're not allowed to say "F***k you!" here...
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Agent: It's C as in CAT.
Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow meow...
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Agent: Thank you for calling us, this is Candy, how may I help you?
Customer: What did you say your name was... Mandy?
Agent: No, sir, it's Candy.
Customer: Sorry, i can't hear ya... didja say Mandy?
Agent: It's Candy sir... Candy... as in Storck!
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Agent: Alright, let me verify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Customer (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as! in GEBRA! (z
as in zebra)
Oh, Gebra! like the one in the Goo?!
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Agent: Yeah, sir....hello sir... are you there?
Customer: Yes, sorry. I'm still there.
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Agent: Ok, sir... do u have a PEN and a PENCIL ready?
Customer: What?!!
Agent: Oh, Im sorry, sir... i mean, do u have a PEN and a BALLPEN ready?
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Agent: I'd like to speak with Billy Thompson please?
Contact: He's not in. Would you like to leave a message in his voicemail?
Agent: Sure, SIGE..
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Tech support: We're going to perform a check disk to see if your hard
drive has errors in it. Please type in C-H-K-D-S-K.
Customer: What is that again?
Tech Support: C-H-K-D-S-K. .. that is... C as in Charlie... H as in
Harley... K as in Karly.. D as in Darley... S as in Sarley... and K as in
Karly... got it?

Monday, March 7, 2011

We Are Like a Box of Crayons


"Green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises." -- Pedro Calderon de la Barca



"Yellow wakes me up in the morning. Yellow gets me on the bike every day. Yellow has taught me the true meaning of sacrifice. Yellow makes me suffer. Yellow is the reason I am here." -- Lance Armstrong

"The true color of life is the color of the body, the color of the covered red, the implicit and not explicit red of the living heart and the pulses. It is the modest color of the unpublished blood." --Alice Meynell

"Black is real sensation, even if it is produced by entire absence of light. The sensation of black is distinctly different from the lack of all sensations."--Hermann Von Helmhoz

"You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you will always be my favorite color."




Monday, December 6, 2010

Bad Day

I'd say this is the song of my life at the moment. For some reasons, I seem to have a bad day almost every single day.



Not enough sleep at daytime due to the noisy kids playing computer games at my mom's mini computer shop which happens to be located near my room. And then again, it's already a bad day but I try my hardest to make it a good one. I put on my headset and play nice and smooth music with my iPod or "sing a sad song just to turn it around..." 

 ♫ ♪ ♫

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
♫ ♪ ♫ 

Imagine how hard it is to wake up at 9pm and prepare for work when everyone else is getting ready to sleep or take a rest.
♫ ♪ ♫ 
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
...
♫ ♪ ♫ 


But I try my hardest to make a bad day become a good one. I grab a cup of coffee and work at a smile.
  ♫ ♪ ♫
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

♫ ♪ ♫

Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
....


and yes this is an emo post cuz then again I am having another bad day...
...but I will try my hardest to make it better.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The New Versions of the classic line "If you love someone"

Original version:
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, it was never meant to be...


The New Versions... (depending on your personality...)



Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
(2) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
but get someone to follow her
(3) If you love someone,
are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her !

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't even wait until she comes back, go hunt
her down!

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat *

C++ Programmer:
if(you- love(m_she))
m_she- free()
if(m_she =3D=3D NULL)
m_she=3D new CShe;

Possessive:
If you love someone,
Set her free? NEVER!

Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
she'll be out to get you.

Fascist:
If you love someone,
Set her free..
nbsp; She WILL come back or be shot.
She WILL be yours or be shot.

Old-Fashioned/Conservative:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
But only if chaperoned by her parents.

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Dental hygienist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll be back when the cavity strikes.

Shwarzenegger's fans
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Weatherman :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she come back, it's back!
If she doesn't... who cares!

Pathetic :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, okay!
If she doesn't, how could she!

Sore-looser :
If you love someone,
Let her go,
If she comes back, dump her!
If she doesn't, make up bad stories about her

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