Saturday, January 3, 2009

Modern Love Letter

Let me share this extra-ordinary love letter that sounds more like a business letter. =)

Modern Love Letter

My dear Maxine,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since
Tuesday, the 8th of May 2006.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 8th of May 2006 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,


Dear Max,

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. Please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be

I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my 'VIP' position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access as I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order. I might add that I have expensive taste and have standard to keep and maintain.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,


  1. i don't know why pero, yay! natakot ako kung my nagsulat sakin nito. hehehe! gud day!

  2. Hi kokoi, thanx for commenting! Seguro mga geek lang ang gumagawa ng ganung klaseng love letters.. hehe. Have a gud day too.

  3. lol I dont know, pero i rather not to have a boyfriend or a suitor id better be alone. lol nice post mon belated happy new year

  4. Hi Anne,
    thanx for commenting, i'm glad you find it nice. =) Happy New year din.. ingats

  5. nakakatuwa to at astig. magaya nga hahaha

  6. nice one dude..!!
    I think the children of these two lovers will also write an application before coming out in this world..lolz

  7. Thanx Raj.. you are free to make that application.. hehhe


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