Sunday, February 28, 2010

One Nice Day in Inday's Life

I enjoyed this diary of our very own Inday. Di lang ako segurado kung kay Inday talaga tu kasi kala ko magaling si Inday sa Englisan eh. Natanggap ko lang tu thru email. Anyhooo, here it goes:
~~~

It was jazz an ordinary day.

The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw!

Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila na rin ako.

Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng : “Indaaayyyyy...”

Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now?

“Dodong!” sigaw ko.

Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko “Sorry, I didn’t mean to be loud and proud.” Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd.

“Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open?” tanong nya.

“Bihira lang, Dodong. I’m just droppings by. Ethnic ang schedule ko eh” sabi ko.

Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. He’s every woman’s dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore.

“Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together?” tanong ni Dodong.

“I don’t mine” sagot ko.

Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. “What’s your odor sir?” sabi nung waiter kay Dodong.

“Do you have porkshop?” tanong ni Dodong.

“Yes sir” sabi nito. “Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was completed. It also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully” dagdag pa niya.

“And you mam?” sabay tingin naman sa akin.

Hmmm..mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero I’m cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko.

“I’ll just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh.”sagot ko.

Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, it’s a long, long, way to run.

“Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, I’m happily married” pagmamalaki ko.

“Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didn’t expect you still have more feelings than I expected. I don’t want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect.” dagdag ko pa.

Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya.

“I don’t care less!” sigaw ni Dodong.

Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think it’s his other woman that caused our separation to part.

Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.

“Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong?” sabi ko sa mamang guard.

“Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure.” sagot niya.

“Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost in my eyes.”

“Diretso lang.”sabi niya. “Then turn right anytime with care.”

“Thanks for your corporation” sabi ko.

Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag-disappear nya.

“Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are!” pananakot nya.

Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar.

Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, it’s all over. I’m out of arm’s way.

“Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you.?” bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya:

“I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout but at first I didn’t give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak ng holding hands, then I give it a thought. I know something is a missed.”

From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didn’t even sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga.

Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isa’t-isa at walang exhibitions. I feel I’m on cloud line.
~~~
I hope you enjoyed reading Inday's diary. ^_^

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monz List of Celebrities with Huge Transformations Part I

It's funny how time can make really huge changes to people even to celebrities who constantly take extra care to their physical appearance. The aging process can indeed make a lot of changes, some turned out good and some are not-so-good. Check out my list Celebrities with Huge Transformations.


1. First on my list is Jake Lloyd. Remember that kid who played as the young Anakin Skywalker in Starwars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace who effortlessly saved the day, winning pod races, dodging lasers, and all while spewing cutesy lines? Yes, that's him now. Maybe he can still throw some cute lines but I'm afraid it wouldn't be that effective as it used to be.

2. Another used-to-be-cute kid on the list is Macaulay Culkin. Funny how a quirkily cute kid like the Home Alone star Culkin has grown up to be a quirkily not-so-cute adult. Oh I heard it must be the pubescent nuptials and a few too many sleepovers at Neverland Ranch.

3. The used-to-be-hot babe Nikki Cox Mohr is an American actress known mostly for her roles on the television series Unhappily Ever After and Las Vegas. Once upon a time Nikki Cox went to the plastic surgeon and was like, “I’d like Restylane injections,” and the surgeon must have gone too proactive that he injected gallons of Restylane to Nikki's lips. On second thought, the photo must be a product of bad photoshop artist and not of bad surgeon. Otherwise, the poor boyfriend would really find it challenging kissing her lips. LOL


4. Before John Travolta starred as a funny fat lady in the musical movie Hairspray, our mothers know that he used to have that dashing debonair appeal.


5. Now who would have thought this Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere used to play a role as a funny looking nerd ala Ugly Betty? This one is a very good transformation though.

Posted on Monz Avenue

Photo credits to BannedinHollywood website.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Top Thirty Hilarious Answers To Game Show Questions

Collection of the top funniest answers to game show questions such as at Wowowee, Family Feud, Eat Bulaga, etc.



1. Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”
2. Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”
3. Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”
4. Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…” A: “Ninja?”
5. Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”
6. Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”
7. Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”
8. Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”
9. Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”
10. Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”
11. Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red…” A: “Ribbon!”
12. Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”
13. Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”
14. Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”
15. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”
16. Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”
17. Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”
18. Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”
19. Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”
20. Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”
21. Q: “Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?” A: “Yung tangkay?”
22. Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”
23. Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”
24. Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”
25. Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”
26. Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”
27. Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”
28. Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”
29. Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”
30. Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”
31. Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”
32. Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”

Monday, February 8, 2010

Download Plants VS Zombies For FREE

Another game that's helping me cope up with boredom is Plants VS Zombies.

Plants vs. Zombies is a tower defense video game developed and published by PopCap Games for Windows, Mac OS X and iPhone OS. The game involves a homeowner using many varieties of plants to repel an army of zombies led by the evil "Doctor Zomboss", a giant machine with a mad scientist-like zombie commanding it. The homeowner, along with a neighbor called Crazy Dave, must defend the homeowner's house during day or night, in the front yard and the backyard (2 two-lane strips alongside with one 2 lane strip of water), and even on the roof.
- Source: Wikipedia.org




So basically it's a hilarious arcade game where you need to protect your home from zombies who aim to invade your place and eat out your brains. The game is not bloody at all and quite kid friendly. You just need to place various plants as your armies to protect your home.


To download Plants VS Zombies Full Version for FREE, please click here.

Note: You will be asked to fill-out or answer a very short survey. It usually only takes 1 or 2 minutes before you can download the game.

Disclaimer: I am not hosting the file. Download at your own risk. However, I have tried the link and have downloaded it with no problem.

Enjoy! ^^

Sunday, February 7, 2010

RF Imperialis




One thing that's taking up so much of my time is the game called RF Online. It is currently free to play and very cool game, well at least to me it is. ^^ And I've just recently downloaded the new RF Imperialis. RF Imperialis is simply a new server for the 3D RPG (role-playing game) RF Online.

You may download RF Imperialis through this link: RF Imperialis

RF Imperialis Features:
2.2.3 / Rates 35x / Cheapest cash shop of any server /5 Full time GMs / Daily, Weekly, Monthly lottery / Weekly GM events / Weekly Brawls for prizes / Public Ventrillo / Video Updates!/ Free port scrolls/

Note: Don't worry, I assure you that it does not have any virus on it. But as a disclaimer, download the file at your own risk. I am not hosting it. But I've tried it and it's safe. ^_^

Another Note: You need to have RF Online already installed prior to downloading RF Imperialis. I'm posting this as requested by a friend who needs this new server game.

You may also download RF_EQG_Updater here.

Enjoy!

You and Me by Lifehouse



Lyrics:

"You And Me"

What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time

There is never enough time to do everything,
but there is always enough time to do
the most important thing.
- Brian Tracy

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

Time is a companion
that goes with us on a journey.
It reminds us to cherish each moment,
because it will never come again.
What we leave behind is
not as important as
how we have
lived.
- Star Trek: Generations


One of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here

Love vanquishes time.
To lovers, a moment
can be eternity,
eternity can be
the tick of
a clock.
- Mary Parrish


'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive...

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Random Facts About Me, Call Center Agents, and Health Insurance Leads

Selling was never a challenge to me. Wayback in elementary, high school 'til college, I used to sell stuff like candies, cellphone loads and even RTWs. LOL

I've always thought I'd end up as a businessman. Maybe I will be a great businessman someday. I don't wanna spend my whole life working as call boy este call center agent. By the way, to those who stumbled upon my blog because they typed "call boys in cebu" on Google, sorry to tell you that you can't find them here in my blog. Call boys or call girls have been common jargon words for Call Center agents. However, I hope you'd somehow enjoy your stay here on my site. ^_^


Anyways, talking about selling, I'd like to introduce to you a career that can be done on the Internet - Health Insurance Selling. Being a Sales Insurance Agent nowadays is a lot easier with the help of the Internet.

And now with ProspectZone, it is so easy to get higher quality health insurance leads. ProspectZone is the leading provider of insurance leads on the internet. They are specializing in health insurance leads, life insurance leads and uninsurable leads. With their network of insurance websites that produce more than 6,000 leads on a daily basis, you can never go wrong with ProspectZone. They have been in the insurance lead business since 2002 and has been connecting interested online insurance shoppers with professionals who can provide them with competitive quotes.

From lead-generating websites to highly-effective software tools, their agency products and insurance software will save you time, make your work easier for you and make buying insurance easier for any customers.

Meanwhile, please feed my pets. ^_^

Friday, February 5, 2010

11 Year-Old Girl Gave Birth

Today's Hottest News:
In Northeast of United States, a young girl at the age of 11 has just recently gave birth to a baby boy.



Wow! This has to be the most shocking news I've heard today. I mean, she is not yet even in her teens. But at least thank God, she's fine and the baby is healthy. The very young mom and her family are not being named in order to protect the girl’s privacy.

But what's more disturbing is that the father of the baby is the boyfriend of the girl's mother. In short, her "step-dad". The mother had no idea about her daughter having an affair with her boyfriend. I hope that guy goes to jail!

Dangers of Early Pregnancy

"Her body is clearly not defined for pregnancy with its short stature," Dr. Abdulla Al-Khan, a leading high-risk obstetrician said. "Her chest is not extensively developed for breast tissue, her bones aren’t quite fused, and once you expose a child this young to high amounts of progesterone and especially estrogen, there is controversy that it could halt her growth."

— The pelvis is not defined for natural childbirth;

— The vagina could sustain injury during a natural birth;

— The patient is at high-risk for pre-eclampsia, which is high blood pressure and protein in the urine and could lead to convulsions and/or multi-system organ failure;

— A higher risk of pre-term labor and delivery, which would mean the baby’s size would be compromised, and the baby is at risk for developmental issues, fetal growth restriction and chromosomal abnormalities;

— Higher incidence of stillbirth;

— Higher incidence of cholestasis of pregnancy, a condition where the patient starts itching like crazy, which can lead to stillbirth and placenta issues;

— Chance of fatty liver developing, which could be fatal.


There is growing recognition that teenage pregnancy and early parenthood can lead to poor educational achievement, poor physical and mental health and social isolation. Socio-economic disadvantage can be both a cause and effect of young parenthood. Every year 17 million adolescents become pregnant and give birth, nearly four and a half million young women aged between 15 and 19 undergo unsafe abortions and around 60,000 adolescents die from health problems related to pregnancy. Whilst girls bear the burden of pregnancy and parenthood, young men also need information and education to overcome the problem.
- Kids having Kids

More shocking Triva:

The youngest documented case of a child pregnancy was in 1939 in Lima, Peru, Al-Khan said. Lina Medina was 6-years-old when she became pregnant and gave birth to a baby.

Sources: Fox News and Scout.org

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